I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her.
The picture above is of my mother. Her name is Nellie (which could be changed if you prefer). She has twenty-three years of mothering experience. She can cook, clean, knit, wash dishes, wash laundry, and perform a variety of tricks.
On June 4, I will randomly select one of the people who have reblogged this post to be the winner.
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yeah but i’m scared of getting murdered
this is so accurate
HOLY SHIT IM CRYING
The naming of the Fellowship took a few attempts.
this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
#THE UNIVERSAL ANGLE OF HETEROSEXUAL LONGING
bing bang theorys
here’s all the bazingas for your entartainment
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Dean always with the scissors lol.
Cloud Atlas (2012)
Ben Whishaw’s ass.