jaredpadaleckis:

#voldemort is near

• Mark Gatiss: Love the theories on the internet.
• Martin Freeman: *laughs* The internet is sick and twisted and I may or may not be trolling 'round tumblr.
• Benedict Cumberbatch: Martin showed me the internet. I love you all.
• Louise Brealey: There's gay on the internet?!
• Rupert Graves: What's the internet?
• Jensen Ackles: How do you internet?
• Misha Collins: I AM the gay on the internet
• Jared Padalecki: *busy being a moose*

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY

I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her.

The picture above is of my mother.  Her name is Nellie (which could be changed if you prefer).  She has twenty-three years of mothering experience.  She can cook, clean, knit, wash dishes, wash laundry, and perform a variety of tricks.

On June 4, I will randomly select one of the people who have reblogged this post to be the winner. 

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

alogically:

cutting-cutting-cutting:

avenue:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yeah but i’m scared of getting murdered

this is so accurate

wayward-saints:

HOLY SHIT IM CRYING

famousfanboy:

The naming of the Fellowship took a few attempts.

janinso:

this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh

kawaiirorschach:

thelongestroads:

#THE UNIVERSAL ANGLE OF HETEROSEXUAL LONGING

doctorwhubarb:

Films you should watch (again) ► Shaun of the Dead

zebeckblogs:

bing bang theorys

here’s all the bazingas for your entartainment

emeralddreamer:

 Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Dean always with the scissors lol.

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

filmcrack:

Cloud Atlas (2012)

Ben Whishaw’s ass.

you’re welcome.